Happy news!
FOR ENGLISH - FOR YOUNGSTERS - FOR EVERYBODY
 
The Queen’s English Society closed their English Academy in November 2010 and deleted its educational content, leaving ours as the only credible academy that the English language any longer has.   The world is a strange place sometimes.

As of 2011, the remaining 4 academy members have set up an archive of their hilariously ill-informed, slang-fearing academy: the Academy of Contemporary English. But our newer and flashier Académie von anglais outshines it in every wayee, boyee.

(Obviously I meant 'educational' content. But scare quotes are such a cheap rhetorical method... barely even necessary against the QES)